Post by firefobbs on Nov 8, 2007 10:02:59 GMT -5
QUESTION: COACH ON THE 3RD AND 9, YOU RAN A QB SNEAK, WHAT WAS YOUR REASONING BEHIND THAT?
COACH FOBBS: WHAT DOES 3RD AND 9 MEAN? I THOUGHT THE 3 MEANT 3RD QUARTER. I ALSO THOUGHT THAT THE 9 MEANT INCHES. NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT DOWN AND DISTANCE MEANS, MAYBE DEE TODD WILL SIGN ME TO A 30-YEAR EXTENSION.
QUESTION: COACH ITS BEEN A LOOOONG 2 YEARS HERE IN AGGIELAND AND YOU HAVENT WON A GAME. WHAT ARE YOUR OFF-SEASON PLANS? I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF RECRUITING TO DO
COACH FOBBS: RECRUITING??? WHATS THAT?? IM JUST GOING TO PLAY GOLF AND FISH UNTIL ITS TIME FOR THE FIRST GAME. WHY SHOULD I WORK, I HAVENT WON A GAME SINCE I ARRIVED AND THEY STILL GIVE ME A CHECK. THIS IS THE GREATEST UNIVERSITY ON THE PLANET.
QUESTION: FOBBS YOU HADNT BEEN A HEAD COACH UNTIL YOU GOT TO AGGIELAND, HOW HAS THIS EXPERIENCE BEEN??
COACH FOBBS: WELL IT REALLY DOESNT MATTER, A&T DOESNT CARE ABOUT WINNING BECAUSE THEY KEEP ME AROUND. PLUS AS I STATED EARLIER , I STILL GET PAID.
QUESTION: COACH I HAVE TO ASK THIS, HOW DID YOU GET THE JOB??
COACH FOBBS: LETS JUST SAY THAT I CAN WASH THE HECK OUT OF DEE TODD'S CAR AND YOU HAVENT SEEN ANYBODY THAT CAN GET A YARD LOOKING AS NICE AS I DO. YOU SHOULD SEE HOW I TRIMMED MS. TODD'S HEDGES AND GOT THE LINES IN THE YARD. YOU WOULD THINK YOU WERE AT YANKEE STADIUM.
QUESTION: COACH YOU TALKING A LOT ABOUT YARDWORK AND YOU DIDNT MENTION YOUR COACHING CREDENTIALS.
COACH FOBBS: OH I HAVE NEVER BEEN A COACH, I TOOK CARE OF THE FIELD AT TEXAS A&M. MAYBE MS. TODD WAS DRUNK WHEN SHE LOOKED AT MY RESUME. I WAS APPLYING FOR THE MAINTENANCE JOB AT A&T. MAYBE MY RESUME GOT INTO THE WRONG PILE.
QUESTION: SO COACH YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE NEVER COACHED??
COACH FOBBS: EXACTLY, I HAVENT COACHED BEFORE. YOU COULD GET 3 FANS OUT OF THE CROWD TO COACH AND WIN 1 GAME.
QUESTION: BUT COACH YOU LOOK SO INTENSE ON THE SIDELINE
COACH FOBBS: YEA I GET UPSET WATCHING THE TEAMS MESS UP THE FIELD THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO GET RIGHT. I SPENT 3 MONTHS WORKING ON THE ENDS ZONES, THATS WHY I DONT LET ME TEAM GO IN THERE.
SORRY BUT I GOT AN APPT FOR A FACIAL AT 11, LUNCH WITH DEE TODD AND WHEELER BROWN AT 12:30,A ROUND OF GOLF AT 3, AND SOMETHING CALLED PRACTICE AT 5. I STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT WHATS SUPPOSED TO GO ON AT PRACTICE, BUT IM TRYING. IF YOU NEED SOME HEDGES TRIMMED OR GRASS CUT, HOLLA AT ME. 336-FIREME0
