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Post by makingmoves on Dec 17, 2008 11:59:20 GMT -5
It's all about common dam sense. Dress like you're interviewing for a position and you are not taking the position for granted. If I showed up to an interview in a track suit you'd best believe the first thing out my mouth would be “y’all are probably wondering why in the hell I gots on this heah track suit. Well I gots on this heah track suit cuz if you hire me I’ma run this program right back to the winner’s circle! We gone run to daylight! We gone win this race!! {insert Howard Dean scream here} I gots on this heah track suit cuz I’m the right man to run this program!!” Then I’d climb back down off the table, sit down, open up my briefcase, and give a detailed plan. If I showed up with no socks… hell, I don’t know about that one…. OK, I’d take off my shoes and put them on the desk. Then I’d say “do you smell that funky, stankin’ isht? That’s the agony of de feet! Take yo got dam hand off your nose!” Then I’d force Battle’s head closer to the shoe and say “smell it igga!! That’s the same scent that’s been wafting all over this campus since the last time I came ‘round heah!!!. That smell is yo got dam football program. This right heah is me!!!” Then I’d pull out some of that powder-fresh Lysol and spray my feets, the shoes the desk, everythang. Then I’d light some aromatherapy candles, pull out some Glade Plug-ins, and light some of that p*ssywillow incense. Then I’d say softly “this right heah is me. I’ma clease this program of the agony of de feet.” Then I’d climb back down off the table, sit down, open up my briefcase, and give a detailed plan. HILARIOUS!!! |
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Post by Aggie911 on Dec 17, 2008 17:14:28 GMT -5
Who is trying pulling our leg?  The story about Kenny Phillip's no sockes interview goes back before the LEE FOBB's era. Yes, he did show up at an interview dressed in black clothing and no socks. but when Dee Todd got the word for Doug Williams about Fobbs ,case was closed. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Aggie77 on Dec 17, 2008 17:35:35 GMT -5
Who is trying pulling our leg? The story about Kenny Phillip's no sockes interview goes back before the LEE FOBB's era. Yes, he did show up at an interview dressed in black clothing and no socks. but when Dee Todd got the word for Doug Williams about Fobbs ,case was closed. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D What, dude showed for the interview with a warm-up suit and no socks, this story is gets crazier the older it gets. Was he wearing sandals or flip-flops? So, dwight09 is just getting the second part of a three old story. |
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Post by DOOMS on Nov 6, 2012 10:39:00 GMT -5
In other news, Fayetteville State foolishly canned Kenny Phillips today.
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Post by Aggie Monster on Nov 6, 2012 10:43:14 GMT -5
It's all about common dam sense. Dress like you're interviewing for a position and you are not taking the position for granted. If I showed up to an interview in a track suit you'd best believe the first thing out my mouth would be “y’all are probably wondering why in the hell I gots on this heah track suit. Well I gots on this heah track suit cuz if you hire me I’ma run this program right back to the winner’s circle! We gone run to daylight! We gone win this race!! {insert Howard Dean scream here} I gots on this heah track suit cuz I’m the right man to run this program!!” Then I’d climb back down off the table, sit down, open up my briefcase, and give a detailed plan. If I showed up with no socks… hell, I don’t know about that one…. OK, I’d take off my shoes and put them on the desk. Then I’d say “do you smell that funky, stankin’ isht? That’s the agony of de feet! Take yo got dam hand off your nose!” Then I’d force Battle’s head closer to the shoe and say “smell it igga!! That’s the same scent that’s been wafting all over this campus since the last time I came ‘round heah!!!. That smell is yo got dam football program. This right heah is me!!!” Then I’d pull out some of that powder-fresh Lysol and spray my feets, the shoes the desk, everythang. Then I’d light some aromatherapy candles, pull out some Glade Plug-ins, and light some of that p*ssywillow incense. Then I’d say softly “this right heah is me. I’ma clease this program of the agony of de feet.” Then I’d climb back down off the table, sit down, open up my briefcase, and give a detailed plan. HILARIOUS!!! How in the hell did I miss this post? This is some of the funniest stuff ever posted! ROFL. |
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